Today Grant Robertson detailed three new government ministers to help the government keep on track of it’s targets:

  1. Minister for Doing What We Say: Will make sure that if the government says it is going to do something, it will actually do it.
  2. Minister for Announcements: Responsible for scheduling at least three pre-announcements before the substantive announcement is made. Also ensures that bad news is released at 3pm on Friday afternoons.
  3. Minister for National Party Blaming: Will ensure that any failures are squarely placed on National’s feet, despite them having been out of government for 3.5 years.
  4. Can’t wait for the next ministry suggestion!
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