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At the parliamentary swearing in ceremony in Wellington last week new list Green MP Ricardo Menendez indicated that he had no intention of swearing allegiance to The Queen. He was informed that this was fine and he could continue as an MP but unfortunately he would not receive the 163,000 dollar per annum salary without so swearing.
I’m sure you’ll be as surprised as me to hear that Mr. Menendez quickly changed his mind and pledged his allegiance to HRH and I’m sure he would have puckered up and kissed a likeness of the royal bottom had he been asked.
Enjoy the 489,000 dollars you’ll earn over the next three years Mr. M, I’m sure you’ll fit in just fine with the rest of your esteemed colleagues in the green party.

By Charles Clement