I’m One Of The Good Ones

KELBURN, WELLINGTON———-Local woman and Green Party supporter, Marama Peyton-Hill says she definitely would not have supported the Holocaust if she had lived in Nazi Germany during the 1930s and 1940s.

“I would have stood up against Hitler and his Boomer gang,” she declared, confidently.

She said she was sure of herself as being enlightened by the glorious morality of the current era.
Her profound wisdom, youth and life experience allowed her to know that she would never have been taken in by the brutish, ignorant, misogynist, racist, sexist and barbaric colonialists folk of ages past.

“Those jack booted btchs wouldn’t have deceived me.” she declared, pausing for a moment to take a selfie with her progressive cellphone.

“Oh, yeah, I definitely would have stood up against that injustice and not gone along with the crowd just because it was cool and popular,” said the woman wearing a shirt reading “My Body, My Choice” on the front and “BLM” on the back.

“I probably would have been one of the only ones to turn against the Nazis and say, ‘Enough!’ and not buy into the lies wholesale.”

She then began polishing her “Abortion on Demand” pin with her pink beanie.

“I’m really good at seeing through the lies of the culture and standing for moral truth, tolerance and justice,” she said before firing off a tweet explaining that women have the absolute right to kill their unborn children under the guise of women’s healthcare and that anyone who didn’t agree could, in her own words, ”kiss my ass.”

“I’m one of the good ones.” she said.

Thank you Babylon Bee!

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