Question 1

Please indicate your ‘best guess’ probability of obtaining a Quarantine Voucher if you are a returning New Zealand Passport holder, who is ill and wishes to return for treatment, or who has a family member with a terminal illness

1. Nil
2. Kore
3. No whakan way
4. All of the above

Question 2

Please indicate your ‘best guess’ probability of obtaining a Quarantine Voucher if you are a returning New Zealand Passport holder, who is an All Black, International Cricketer or America’s Cup yachtsman (with no NZ passport)

1. 100%
2. 200%
3. 1,000,000%
4. All of the above

Question 3

Please indicate your ‘best guess’ probability of obtaining a Quarantine Voucher if you are coming to NZ and you are Not a New Zealand Passport holder, but you are the Nanny of someone the Prime Minister says is important

1. 100%
2. 200%
3. 1,000,000%
4. All of the above

Question 4

The Prime Minister said ”…property prices are too high.”  She intends to …..

1. Keep saying property prices are too high and do nothing
2. Do nothing
3. Do what the coalition did in the last 3 years (and do nothing)

Question 5

Universities and Flight Schools approached the Minister and identified they can provide more secure in house quarantine facilities for international students than the current providers, seeking permission to re-ignite the foreign student revenue streams,  the Ministers response was ….

1. No response
2. No you cant
3. Duh
4. All of the above 

Question 6

When asked if he understood what Woke meant Winston Peters was given two choices, he chose

1. “…a perceived awareness of issues concerning social justice and racial justice.”
2. Not asleep.

Question 7

New Maori party MP correctly surmised rules around Road signs are racist.  He proposes the inclusion of

1. English & Maori (to represent bi cultural NZ)
2. English & Maori & Chinese
3. English, Maori & Chinese & Hindi
4. English, Hindi Chinese, Samoan, Tongan
5. Or is answer A, just as racist as, just in English

Question 8

New Zealand continues to report Covid numbers to the WHO that include probable’s.  This means…

1. Our health system is so good we have cured more people of Covid than have been diagnosed of having Covid
2. They are just making it up and have no idea and are at best partially competent
3. They are just making it up and need the number higher to scare the populations into accepting draconian measures to control their behaviour
4. Baaa Baaa Baaa