Schmee’s analysis of the the Part Time PM and her clan
With only a couple of days to go in July let’s have a look at the work rates and notable achievements of some the Labour cabinet.
JA:
Spent much of this month running around the world pretending to be our Foreign Minister, Minister for Trade and Minister for Travel & Tourism
Very little time spent on her own portfolios – Poverty, Ministerial Services, Arts & Culture. I could be argued under Ministerial Services trying to do the jobs of other failing Minister’s was productive under that portfolio but sorry that’s not part of it.
Notable or Record setting achievement:
Child poverty is as record levels, signed trade agreements for primary produce while legislating to make the production of that primary produce more difficult and expensive with costs of inputs at record high levels.
Record number of air miles travelled in one month by a NZ prime Minister, therefore most likely also the record single month addition to a Prime Ministerial carbon footprint (if you believe that sort of thing)
Robbo:
Released some good comedy around Luxon and proved his laughable lack of skill at his job will continue to be a joke played on the NZ voter for generations to come
Notable or Record setting achievement:
Highest change in rate of inflation in NZ History: As minister of Sport record losses to the Ireland (All that money spent pandering to rugby during the illegal lockdowns was clearly well spent remember his words “…we have to move to protect the national game…”
Davidson:
Record number of months of Not being seen and Not doing anything. Actual fact from the Newhubs News room (his nickname is Casper – don’t go there – Mickey). Did nothing for Children and child poverty. Made no comment on the conviction of a prisoner who killed one of his employees. Had no input into objections by the PPTA of changes to curricula.
Woods:
Set up new Ministerial Portfolio as Minister of Ailses at Hardware Stores. Has approved the use of new and untried imported products with no reference to Safety or quality standards
Likely future achievement
New shoddy housing crisis
Notable or Record setting achievement:
New record high tonnage in dirty coal imports to run clean EV’s (stop laughing)
Hipkins:
Notable or Record setting achievement:
New records attained in all forms of violent crime in a single month with daily gun incidents going from 2 to 3 per day (this is of course fake news as we know because they took all the guns off the criminals). Also had no input into objections by the PPTA of changes to curricula.
Sepuloni:
Notable or Record setting achievement:
Record numbers in Emergency Housing. Child Poverty at record numbers
O’Conner:
Notable or Record setting achievement:
Got JA to try to do part of their job. Has made no comment on the threat of foot and mouth disease and has relied on Australia and Indonesia re-introducing mandatory foot/shoe washing at airport departure gates – nothing done here to protect the farmers or Bio security in general.
Mahuta:
Notable or Record setting achievement
Got JA to try to do part of their job. Got Husband an additional Local Body consultancy. Made record payments to Local bodies from central Government funds to support 3 Waters legislation
Allen:
Notable or Record setting achievement
Continues to ignore all of the data that says there is very little global warning and trucks on selling a flawed narrative
Clark:
Notable or Record setting achievement
As Consumer Affairs Min. looked at the Duopoly in the Supermarket industry, made some noise around them selling and him buying some land to build supermarkets (I think for the ministry but his comments were not overly clear – as a failed doctor and Minster elsewhere perhaps he is planning for life after politics and building and renting out supermarkets.) Biggest achievement – went to a shop.
Little:
Notable or Record setting achievement
Oversaw the first days of the worlds newest Apartheid based health system.
Verrall:
Notable or Record setting achievement
Moved more advertising around Health and in particular Covid to more Social media platforms and in the process, with a few days to go, setting a new high in, to used JA’s words, funding the propaganda around Covid
Williams:
As Minister of Disability Services, looked at the above list of Associates and said this Portfolio is too big for one Minister
Overall very productive and record setting month
Great stuff Schmee. A bit like shooting fish in a barrel given the f**king incompetence of these cretins. A few achievements you may have overlooked….
Megan Woods – She managed to answer one of the longstanding unanswered questions of this govt, “who ate all the pies”….she did.
Mahuta – not only gives jobs to her cousin/husband, she doles out the lollies to her sister & other cousins (not married to her).
Verrall- or, as she is known “Fuckall”. She managed to lie and not answer questions in committee about the failing Green Jobs programme. Could not tell the truth when asked if other cabinet ministers have spoken to her about the lack of progress with this flagship jobs program.
Clark – you missed that while going into a store, he did buy a pie for Megan Woods.
Sepuloni – or “spetic tank” has managed to keep her family members in a comfortable lifestyle without them rorting the welfare system.
As for Cock-Wallet & Cindy, could spend all day adding to the list….
forgot to add the collective cock up with the living costs incentives and the view that throwing another $1 billion into the economy won’t impact inflation……