Stuart “Buffy” Nash is doubling down on his stupidity after claiming the median house prices in Auckland is $600,000. you dont get change for a carton of cigarettes, a full tank of gas and a couple of pieces of art sold at a Labour Party fundraiser in Auckland these days

But Today Nash applied the rule of never let the truth get in the way of a good story in an interview and claimed that labour have fixed the housing market.

I assume he means.

Labour fixed the Housing market like dad fixed the cat?

Labour fixed the housing market like Bernie Madoff fixed the books?

Labour fixed the housing market like Mao fixed grain losses buy killing all sparrows?

Labour fixed the housing market like thalidomide fixed morning sickness?

Labour fixed the housing market like schticky tape fixes anything?

That fire truck turning up to a real fire is about right

How far from reality is Nash exactly? If he spent as much time on his portfolios as he does arguing with who’s turn it is on the weight machine at the parliamentary gym, he might realise that property prices have moved on since Walter Nash was our leader.

Is there anyone with even half a brain in the Government?