Question 1

JA (BTC) has expressed concern that countries are hoarding vaccines even though we paid a premium to be first or near first in the queue. The CEO of one of the manufactures observed…

• Everyone paid a premium ‘Deary’,  you just did not pay a high enough premium
• Everyone paid a premium ‘Deary’,  you just did not pay a high enough premium AND you paid it in NZD
• We only deal with countries, not cities, what? It is a country. (ooops)
• But you tell everyone you have no Covid, so what do you need a vaccine for?

Question 2

When other world leaders were asked if they were hoarding vaccines they replied….

Match the statement to the country; from… Croatia, China, Sweden, Australia

• Wǒmen shénme shíhòu kěyǐ lái ná yú zuòwéi wǒmen de dàikuǎn huán kuǎn.  (When can we come and get our fish as repayment for the loan?)

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• nemaju covid, za što im treba cjepivo? (NZ have no Covid, what do they need a vaccine for?)

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• 2% dödlighet, öppna dina gränser och fortsätt med det.  (2% mortality rate, open your borders and get on with it)

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• What on earth is she whining about now?

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Question 3

Recent blood test results for my 55 year old friends’ urine only test showed

• He was pregnant
• He had high blood sugar, a low blood count, and had herpes
• He…“Would never race at Ellerslie ever again”
• Disqualified him from the Olympics on Gender/x-gender grounds
• Can you pee in the cup again one of our staff drank it by mistake

Question 4

As a returning NZ resident looking for a MIQ voucher the best way to achieve this is to…

• Follow the correct protocols
• Make a donation to the Labour party
• Be in, or say you are in, an international sporting team
• GO STRAIGHT TO THE PRESS AND SOCIAL MEDIA

Question 5

JA (BTC) did yet another about turn on her opinion on property prices.  This is because…

• The sale of one of her Auckland properties fell through and she needs the market to stay buoyant.
• She said it to make herself popular with someone even though she has no idea if it’s a good for NZ or not.
• I never said what I was reported to have said the last time, or the time before that (and or even this time Mike)
• What was the question? I’ll get a committee to look at that and report back, and if it’s right I’ll take credit and if it’s wrong, I will  condescendingly blame someone else (like the last government – again and again and again – Bah bah bah)

Question 6 

In a recent statistical review of facts presented to Coroners inquests, match the likely cause of death to the facts given

• Found face down in bath with blood alcohol level of 3M
• 73 year old male found naked with a hard on, and his wallet $350 lighter
• Oxygen dependent 106 year old women with empty O2 cylinder beside her and an unpaid power bill
• Teenager who hit police road spikes and launched 4 miles in the air and died on impact
• 75 year old who had lung cancer, had a heart bypass, and smoked 3 packs a day  

Choose from

Covid     Covid     Covid     Covid     Covid

No change to the status of our Decision Free Government this week (they have all been on holiday (twice) even though 95% of them don’t live in Auckland)