As the ad says “…are you one of those guys who mucks in and has a go, or are you so useless at what you do you pay someone else to do it?…”  On the same premise the recently re-elected government when facing uncontrollable house price inflation, they

1. Dug in to their repertoire of skills and competence and fixed the problem.
2. Paid someone else to do it.
3. Passed the buck.
4. There is no wrong answer – because you are not allowed to be wrong just in case it mentally scars you – you are just less right

Roughly quarter of a billion dollars was spent on removing firearms from legal gun owners.  The vast majority of guns found by police or used in criminal activities have been;

1. Spud guns
2. Cap guns
3. Unauthorised use of allowable firearms
4. Something else –(eg use of illegal arms)
5. There is no wrong answer – because you are not allowed to be wrong just in case it mentally scars you – you are just less right

Based on recent political party slogans NZ has undergone;

1. 9 years of neglect, followed by nearly four years of government blaming everyone else
2. 9 years of neglect, followed by nearly four years of government do nothing and blaming everyone else.
3. Nearly 13 years of neglect, with a couple more to come
4. All of the above
5. There is no wrong answer – because you are not allowed to be wrong just in case it mentally scars you – you are just less right

Over the years Wellington has toyed with new Names, eg Wellywood, Windy town.  As there is really no reason for the city exist select the best option from the following:

1. Ferry Terminal
2. Oversize Greek fishing village

Even though the WHO (yes who? is right) describe our response to covid as one of the best, the reality is our border controls can best be described as;

1. A colander
2. A sieve
3. A spoon with holes in it to drain water from potato’s
4. Laughable